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Hey, I have been using Picsquare and its amazing. You should check out Picsquare too - for photo storage, sharing and printing photos and photo gifts. You would get your first 10 prints FREE. And I would get 10 FREE prints when you place your first order! Prints at

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Agnes Monica Muljoto (lahir Jakarta, 1 Juli 1986) adalah aktris dan penyanyi Indonesia berbakat yang terutama terkenal karena bermain di sinetron Pernikahan Dini (2001-2003) yang ditayangkan di RCTI. Dalam sinetron ini ia memainkan seorang gadis remaja yang masih duduk di bangku SMU dan hamil di luar nikah. Selain itu ia sendiri yang menyanyikan lagu tema Pernikahan Dini. Berkat kesuksesannya

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Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travellingin train. After discussing many more things - one of the friendsasked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengalistarted," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keepaside it."Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is

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Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diyaGandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha................................................Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.Madame inquire:" r u married ?"He replied :"What difference does it make ?"She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "...........................................

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> People who do lots of work...> make lots of mistakes>>> People who do less work...> make less mistakes>>> People who do no work...> make no mistakes>>> People who make no mistakes...> gets promoted>>> That's why I spend most of my time> Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.>>>

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying thescenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been deadfor years. He wondered where the road was leading them.After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side ofthe road. It looked like fine marble.At the top of a long hill, it was

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Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske peheleghar pahunch jaate hai..................................................Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got anopportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself,"Thank God

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe.5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.2000 people leave the room.Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing tolose if I stay. I'll give it a try'Bill Gates: Candidates who never had

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When u feel God is rubbing u against rocks,Don't think that he' ll ruin u down to dust...Its just His way of polishing a GEM....Stay precious,..........................................................Never be sad for missing whatever you expectedBut be happy since god made you to realize thatThose expectations are not worth in ur life...........................................................Luck

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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.3. You know stuff about tanks.4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.5. Monday Night Football.6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.8. You can open all of your own jars.9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.10.

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…..............................................I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.U cry, I cry.U laugh.. I laugh.U jump out of d window..I look down n then.. I laugh again.. Hahaha..............................................Groucho: So, Mrs.

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Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side,sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without ahitch.Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a smallmisunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally itexploded into an exchange of bitter words followed by

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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...~~~~~~~~~A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in theexam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERYFATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS

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Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismatJise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai....................................Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai....................................Har

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Before Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote :(After Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote :)Before Marriage - Maine Pyar Kiya :)After Marriage - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(Before Marriage - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)After Marriage - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(Before Marriage - Dil To Pagal Hai :)After Marriage - Dil To Pagal Tha :(Before Marriage - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)After Marriage - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(Before Marriage -

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A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as goodas it used to be. What should I do?"The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at thesink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her aquestion. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking thequestion until she hears you."He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen

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Brooke Hogan is certainly not afraid to tell her story. The realityTV star now has her own VH1 reality show premiering on July 13 and afollow-up to her 2006 debut album, Undiscovered, in the works. In thecelebrity entertainment business, the daughter of former WorldWrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar Hulk Hogan should be feelingon top of the world.But a report this week due to hit

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Paris Bennett, 19, who finished fifth on season five of the Foxsinging show "American Idol," is pregnant, according toStarTribune.com, the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune newspaper's Website.She is expecting a girl in October, the Web site reported. Two of herfamily members in Rockford were not immediately available for commenttoday.The site said that Bennett's mother, Jamecia Bennett,

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"American Idol" finalist Kristy Lee Cook recently signed a record dealwith 19 Recordings/Arista Nashville.This will be the second time Cook, 24, has signed with the label — asa teen she was signed but was dropped before she recorded anything.Her album, which will arrive in the fall, is being produced by BrettJames, who co-wrote Carrie Underwood's hit "Jesus Take the Wheel." Thefirst single,

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Miley Cyrus has revealed that she is likely to quit Hannah Montanawithin the next two years.The 15-year-old actress confirmed that she will continue with her leadrole in the Disney Channel show for two more seasons, before moving onto other projects."I won't be Hannah Montana by the time I'm 30," Cyrus explained. "Butwe've only done two seasons, so we definitely want to work on thathopefully for

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have introduced a new addition totheir family, with the Fall Out Boy rocker posting a photo of a newpuppy on his official website.The bassist already has an English Bulldog called Hemingway, who wasthe ring bearer at the couple's recent wedding, with Wentz showing offhis new puppy on his website:"the newest addition to the family.meet rigby.shes ten weeks right

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Oh it's on! We haven't had a good celebrity feud in a while, butthanks to Pamela Anderson, we're about to enjoy a few weeks worth ofdrama.Jessica Simpson pissed off some folks over at PETA by wearing at-shirt that read "Real Girls Eat Meat" a few weeks back. And now Pamhas hit back with an outrageous insult.Speaking on radio in Australia, Pam blasted: "I think she is a bitchand whore. Actually, I

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The teen mom reportedly wanted a natural birth to the annoyance ofsister Brit...Details about Jamie Lynn Spears' delivery room escapades are emerging,with reports that Britney fled the scene because her younger sisterdidn't want to have a caesarean section like she did.The 17-year old, who gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann last week,suffered last minute complications when trying to push her

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Shocking allegations have emerged… that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannonmay already be having marital problems. Say it isn't so! Who wouldever have thought a spur-of-the-moment wedding by two people who'veonly been together a couple of months could ever, ever turn out badly?Apparently Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon don't have quite the mysticalemotional bond that they led us to believe. I, for one,

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Jessica Simpson revealed on The View this past week that she has sether schedule up so that she will be able to make it to every DallasCowboys game this upcoming season. She will be there cheering on herboyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo.Jessica Simpson is currently trying to make her splash on the countrymusic scene with her first album, "Do You Know."That isn't the only thing she is planning

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The Jonas Brothers were mobbed by fans as they stepped out of theirhotel in Toronto on Monday, June 30.The sibling rockers are set to kick off the Burning Up Tour at MolsonAmphitheatre in Toronto, Ontario, on July 4th 2008. The North Americantour is aimed at promoting their third studio album, A Little BitLonger, which is set to be released in the United States on August 12,2008.A Disney Digital

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Wearing tight plaid pants with a white tanktop, Hilary Duff dropped bythe California Animal Hospital in Los Angeles on Thursday (July 3).Accessorizing with a pair of cute blue pumps, sunglasses and a brownleather bag, the "Lizzie McGuire" actress was there on behalf of oneof her numerous canine housemates.Meanwhile, in career related news, Duff is scheduled to record herfifth studio album during

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Seventeen did an interview with 17-year-old American Idol runner up David Archuleta, he happens to be a really, really, really, young and inexperienced boy.1. When was your first kiss?I haven't had a first kiss. 2. Who's your celebrity crush?I don't have a crush on anyone yet. I've always been against that because it's like you don't even know who they are. It's like when people have a crush on

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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY

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A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick and ailing. The man and nun started talking and she asked about his life. He talked about his wife and 13 children. "My, my," said the nun, "13 children... You're a good, proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you!" "I'm sorry, Sister," he said,

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Customer, "I am getting an error on my computer" Tech Support, "What kind of error?" Customer, "It says I have a corrupted file on my hard drive, and I should run 'Check Disk'." Tech Support, "Ok, we need to call in a ticket, and someone will be down shortly." Customer, "Can you make sure you bring some extra Check Disks, because mine does not work."

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A day of joy and gladness!!A day of joy and gladness Is what I wish for youSomeone I admireAnd think the world of too. Please have a glorious dayMay your morning be happy and bright And your day be very specialFrom Morning until night.Just as special as you!

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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sicklyfather died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the mostbeautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breathaway."I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up toher, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo$$In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon Your$ $incerelyNorman $oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a happy monkey wandering the jungle, eating deliciousfruit when hungry, and resting when tired. One day he came upon ahouse, where he saw a bowl of the most beautiful apples. He took onein each hand and ran back into the forest. He sniffed the apples and smelled nothing. He tried to eat them, buthurt his teeth. They were made of wood, but they were beautiful, andwhen the other

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Loading the Babe meter.....5%17%26%57%78%99%100% COMPLETEProcessing data..ANALYSIS COMPLETEU R A 100%Gorgeous Babe XXX!................................I like U,I love U,I love U very much,I can't live without U.Plz give me Ur answer.---Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?................................Sweet candies are very nice to eat,Sweet words are easy to say,But Sweet people are

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. Thatmust be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David Bissonette********When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to lethim keep her.Sacha Guitry********After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they justcan't face each other, but still they stay together.Hemant Joshi********By all means marry.

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Joe was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home fromwork, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat himup and steal his money.Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best interest to walk adifferent route and then take up some self-defense classes so thiswouldn't happen again.He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself.So, one

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One evening a preschooler named Krystal and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. "Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" she asked. Her father confidently replied, "Yes, I am." But Krystal quickly burst his bubble when she added "Cause Mommy put you in charge, huh Daddy?"

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Sun sets, sun sets,Day begins, day ends,Still something has changed with time,Which I could not understand for a while,Because I never wanted to accept and realize.But now I cannot run away from the disguise, Those times are gone, those moments have passed,What I have with me are just the memories of those times.I know things shall never be the same,Still hope never dies that we will be together

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* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.* To listen to your favorite song in the radio. * To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.* To clear your last exam.* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.

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1. What is height of Fashion?A. Dhoti with a zip .**************2. What is height of Secrecy?A. Offering blank visiting cards.**************3. What is height of Active laziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.**************4. What is height of Craziness?A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.**************5. What is height of Forgetfulness? A. Seeing the mirror and trying to

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1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,3+2=5sense missing U,4+3=7days thinking of U,5+7=12months dreaming aboutt U but99+1=100years i need a sweet friend likeU....................No word is as beautiful as friend, and no friend is as wonderful as U,A friend is sweet when its new,Its sweeter when its true,Its sweetest when it is U.._______________________@__________@__@____________________@@ ______________

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SHORT LOVE STORY:　´♥`　　´♥` There was a Blind Girl　　　´♥` WhO Hate Herself　　　´♥` cOz Of being Blind.　　　´♥` She Hate every1　　´♥` Except her Boy friend..　´♥` 1 day de Gurl said　´♥` that if She can 　´♥` Only c the wOrld　　´♥` she will marry her bOyfriend,　　　´♥` One day sOme1　　　´♥` dOnated eyes On her　　　´♥` & then she saw Every thing　　´♥`including her bOyfriend ,　´♥` her bOyfriend ask her, 　´♥` "nOw

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One mid-morning, Joan and her 12 year old son, Michael,stopped at a coffee shop so Joan could get some coffee.Michael came in with her and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. Joan rarely splurged on treats like this, but since her other son was with her husband on a camping trip, she decided she would pamper Michael a bit and get it for him. When he was half-way finished eating the treat, Joan

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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live" Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair

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A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??A Just Friend has never seen you cry.A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.A Just Friend hates it when you call,

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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a ClockTower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.Sardarji says "Yes"."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for severalhours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same streetand

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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka  100 RS laiti hay .....Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.Beta: SurajBaap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?

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Shadi k pehle : I love uShadi k baad : aaj phir alu?Shadi k pehle : Hero no1Shadi k baad: coolie no1Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiyaShadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao, Shadi k baad : jaan mut khaoShaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jayShaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jayShadi k pehle : kuch to boloShadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.Shadi k pehle : tum kab

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Husband : suit bara sohna paya ayWife : thx gHusband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ayWife : thx gHusband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ayWife : thx gHusband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

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Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

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The place where a friend of mine works was going through the process of upgrading all of their computers. On one computer in particular, they had determined they needed more memory. One of the senior partners got it into her head that they needed more "MEG." My friend tried to tell her that what they needed was RAM, but she insisted that the machine had plenty of RAM and that they needed

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God has Four gifts for u:A Key for every Problem,A Light for every Shadow,A Plan for every Tomorrow& a Joy for every Sorrow.Enjoy GOD's gift.Good Morning.

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Gr8 opportunities come to all,Bt many dont knw they have met them.The only preparation 2take advantage of them is...To watch what each day brings.Good morning

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Sweet like Honey,Costly like Money.Blessing like Shower,Smiling like Flower.Cool like ice,A frnd so nice.Guess Who?O Hello!Its you.Good morning

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Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,He surrendered his sword at the child's feet.Now da Child has GrownUp & wishes u Gud morning

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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and thatContinues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs.7.50"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5.

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After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly

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One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, myspirituality. ...I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with God."God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"His answer surprised me..."Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?""Yes", I replied."When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of

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Aamir Khan - Aamir Hussain KhanAjay Devgan - Vishal DevganAjit - Hamid Ali KhanAkshay Kumar - Rajiv BhatiaAmitabh Bachchan - Amit SrivastavAshok Kumar - Kumud Ganguly Bobby Deol - Vijay Singh DeolDev Anand - Devdutt Pishorimal AnandDharmendra - Dharam Singh DeolDilip Kumar - Yusuf KhanGovinda - Govinda Arun AhujaJeetendra - Ravi Kapoor John Abraham - Farhan AbrahamJohnny Lever - Badruddin

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Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ***********1.   Men are NOT mind readers.************1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.************1. Crying is blackmail.************ 1. Ask for what

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it wasone of my favorite toys.Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when Ibrought Daddy a little cup of "tea", which was just water. Afterseveral cups of tea and lots of praise for such

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It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church. Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked. The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door. The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"? The reply from

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Dear Tech Support team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,

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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on everystep he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would notbe able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before

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A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and

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One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never

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An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon."The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month." The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can bear with occasional mistakes but when you make it a habit I think I need to report."

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My grandfather has recently started a course called "Computers for the Terrified." He's nearly eighty and, although used to be an engineer within the British Royal Airforce, is completely stuck when it comes to computers. He came back from his first evening at this course. When asked how it had gone, he replied, "Yes, it was really good. I really enjoyed it, but I really couldn't get to

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ~~~~~~~~~ 

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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :99% Sound and 1% Advice….

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Laloo spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some place where there is nobody."Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me there, would you?"Laluoo assured in fright, "Not at all" Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"

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A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work.On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started yelled, "Umbrella thief, Umbrella thief."The embarrassed guy returned the umbrella and apologized, before getting

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Thought 1When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do women want to be liberated from? ******* Thought 2The average man's life consists of :Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;and

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A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit.Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you." "How do you know she's a ballerina?""Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."

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One day you'll be surprised to see ME beside U.U & ME laughing,U & ME crying,U & ME dreaming,U & ME holding on,U & ME…Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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 - There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college. Why?- COZ vehicles automatically go slow.

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A student In a interview:How does an electric motor run?Student:dhuurrrrInterviewer shouts: stop it.Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.

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Once upon a time there were two cart-horses. They worked together for many years, pulling the cart of a peasant. Over the years, they often argued with each other, complaining that the other was not keeping to its side, or was going just a little too quickly or just a little too slow. One day, one of the two horses suddenly died.The remaining horse was very upset about this.It realized that in

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A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few daysthe whole community knew the story.The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.Later the woman responsible for spreading the rumor learned that itwas completely untrue.She was very sorry and went to a wise old sage to find out what shecould do to repair the damage."Go to the marketplace," he said, "and purchase a chicken

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So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....Story IE: Do u have a boyfriend?C: I have.E: Is he working Locally?C: No. He is working Overseas.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!C: Why?E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Companydon't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because ofu.Story IIE: Any girl friends?C: No.E: So far

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Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha................................................Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.Madame inquire:" r u married ?"He replied :"What difference does it make ?"She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! " .........................................

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Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travellingin train. After discussing many more things - one of the friendsasked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengalistarted," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keepaside it."Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is

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Sally's daughter Marina worked in her law office while sheattended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her.Sally said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message.The caller said she'd phone back later. At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and Sally reportedthat Marina had gone to lunch.The last call came in at 3:30 p.m."I'm sorry," Sally said. "She's left for the day. May I take

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Self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, tookit upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him whyit was impossible for the older generation to understand hisgeneration. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one!", the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear."The young people of today grew up with television,

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