Jahan Dosti hain Wahan Pyaar hain,
Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,
Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,
Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm!
Idhar khuda hai udar khuda hain
Jidhar dekho udar khuda hai
Kabhe telecom ke name par khuda hain
Kabe municipal ke name se khuda hain
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matakti hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., "Miyaaau"…
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe Sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired Bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death!
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
Chemistry ki class main teacher NE ek larki se pucha what is "Nitrate"?
Larki Sharma kar boli: "sir, night rate 1500/-, aur hotel charges alag honge."
Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi is soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,
Ladki boli: kali is surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.
Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, "Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?"
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| A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. Tell me, if God exists,would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things." |