A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days
the whole community knew the story.

The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.

Later the woman responsible for spreading the rumor learned that it
was completely untrue.

She was very sorry and went to a wise old sage to find out what she
could do to repair the damage.

"Go to the marketplace," he said, "and purchase a chicken, and have it
killed. Then on your way home, pluck its feathers and drop them one by
one along the road."

Although surprised by this advice, the woman did what she was told.

The next day the wise man said, "Now go and collect all those feathers
you dropped yesterday and bring them back to me."

The woman followed the same road, but to her dismay, the wind had
blown the feathers all away. After searching for hours, she returned
with only three in her hand.

"You see," said the old sage, "it's easy to drop them, but it's
impossible to get them back.

So it is with gossip. It doesn't take much to spread a rumor, but once
you do, you can never completely undo the wrong."

So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company
don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of
u.

Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My
company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"
! (Job hoper lah!)

Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want
to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya

Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.

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Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"

He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "

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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?

Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.

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A lady requested the doctor"I really do not want children for a while
to enjoy the life. What should I do?"
Doctor said" Well then take this condom.?"

Lady asked again"Should I take this with milk or water?"
Doctor said" No take it with Banana!"

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling
in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends
asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"

First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali
started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep
aside it."

Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose.
Smell it, smell it; when you fed up. Through it".

Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen
it, listen it; when you fed up, reverse it".

Sally's daughter Marina worked in her law office while she
attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her.
Sally said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message.
The caller said she'd phone back later.

At 11:00 a.m., the caller tried again, and Sally reported
that Marina had gone to lunch.

The last call came in at 3:30 p.m.

"I'm sorry," Sally said. "She's left for the day. May I
take a message?"

"Yes," the caller replied. "How can I get a job with you?"