A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining
the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had
any experience.

"Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers
in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."

"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make
a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"

"Just once," the man replied.

The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"

And the man said, "I was looking for my father."
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For which causes are you willing to risk your life?

And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come
salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the
power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast
down, which accused them before our God day and night.

And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the
word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto
the death. -Revelation 12:10

Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: Who,
being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal
with God: But made himself of no reputation, and took upon
him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of
men: And being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself,
and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.

Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a
name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus
every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in
earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue
should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of
God the Father. -Philippians 2:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

If Men Got Pregnant...  

* Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.  

* There'd be a cure for stretch marks.  

* Natural childbirth would become obsolete.  

* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.  

* All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent  effectiveness.  

* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were  toilet trained.  

* Men would be eager to talk about commitment.  

* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.  

* Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm.  

  *Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.  

* They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."  

* Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.  

* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.  

* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.  

Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
 

"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."  

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"  

"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."  

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,  that's gotta hurt."  

"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"  

"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of child-birth?"  

"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"  

"Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!"  

"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"  

"Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."  

A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?

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2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.

'No, 6 should be enough.'

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Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aya
Lailaa NE 3 din se khana nahi khaya

Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main
Aur majnu beitha tha sms free hone ke intezar main

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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya

Gaur Farmaiyega......

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya
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Bhoot NE jab aapko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

God was in the process of creating the universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates

"Look everything should be in balance.


For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.


Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money.

But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.

But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would

have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"


God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly People.

Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied --

"Look at the neighbours I gave them."