Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,&
she is my kidney.

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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

16 sundria Swiming pool me naha rahi thi, achanak . . Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya !
Pucho kyun ?
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Are Budhu.........
Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal"Gilepan ki Chhutti.. "