Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling
in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends
asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"

First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali
started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep
aside it."

Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose.
Smell it, smell it; when you fed up. Through it".

Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen
it, listen it; when you fed up, reverse it".

Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya

Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.

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Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"

He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "

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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?

Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.

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A lady requested the doctor"I really do not want children for a while
to enjoy the life. What should I do?"
Doctor said" Well then take this condom.?"

Lady asked again"Should I take this with milk or water?"
Doctor said" No take it with Banana!"