Love SMS

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Sun sets, sun sets,
Day begins, day ends,
Still something has changed with time,
Which I could not understand for a while,
Because I never wanted to accept and realize.
But now I cannot run away from the disguise,
Those times are gone, those moments have passed,
What I have with me are just the memories of those times.
I know things shall never be the same,
Still hope never dies that we will be together again.

* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear your last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.

* To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year.

* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. J

* Calls at midnight that last for hours.

* To laugh without a reason.

* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.

* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .


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2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.


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3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


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4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


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6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


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8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


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9. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder.

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,

3+2=5sense missing U,

4+3=7days thinking of U,

5+7=12months dreaming aboutt U but

99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like
U....................

No word is as beautiful as friend,

and no friend is as wonderful as U,

A friend is sweet when its new,

Its sweeter when its true,

Its sweetest when it is U..

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SHORT LOVE STORY:
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  ´♥` There was a Blind Girl
   ´♥` WhO Hate Herself
   ´♥` cOz Of being Blind.
   ´♥` She Hate every1
  ´♥` Except her Boy friend..
 ´♥` 1 day de Gurl said
 ´♥` that if She can
 ´♥` Only c the wOrld
  ´♥` she will marry her bOyfriend,
   ´♥` One day sOme1
   ´♥` dOnated eyes On her
   ´♥` & then she saw Every thing
  ´♥`including her bOyfriend ,
 ´♥` her bOyfriend ask her,
 ´♥` "nOw that u can c ,
 ´♥` will u Marry Me?",
  ´♥` the girl was shOcked when
   ´♥` she saw her bOyfriend
   ´♥` is alsO Blind,
   ´♥` & she refuse tO Marry him.
  ´♥` Her bOyfriend walk away
 ´♥` with Tears & said,
 ´♥` " just take care Of
 ´♥` my eyes dear.
  ´♥` Ok........
   ´♥ ,,,,,,,never fall in love

NEVER FALL IN LOVE....................................

.....BUT LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND IF U LOVE SOMEONE THEN LOVE TRULY....

One mid-morning, Joan and her 12 year old son, Michael,stopped at a coffee shop so Joan could get some coffee.Michael came in with her and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. Joan rarely splurged on treats like this, but since her other son was with her husband on a camping trip, she decided she would pamper Michael a bit and get it for him.

When he was half-way finished eating the treat, Joan realized Michael hadn't even had breakfast yet!

"Michael," she admonished him. "You need to take care of your body, and breakfast is included in taking good care.
Your body is the Temple of the Holy Spirit."

After a very short pause, Michael replied, "But Mom, the
Holy Spirit wasn't hungry this morning."


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"



Upon recovery,the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.



After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was killed by an ambulance.



Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"



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God replied,


"I didn't recognize you."