Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the
House of 1000 Mirrors.

A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit.
When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of
the house.

He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail
wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself
staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just
as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000
great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the House, he
thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and
visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy
as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the
stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door.

When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he
growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling
back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible
place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do
you see in the faces of the people you meet?

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in
the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent
enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk
with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowboy. Taking pity
on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a
chance.

"This," he said, showing him a rope, "Is a lariat. We use it
to catch cows."

"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he
examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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What is your calling?

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the
weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your
calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the
flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called.

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to
confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of
the world to confound the things which are mighty; and base
things of the world, and things which are despised, hath
God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to
nought things that are.

That no flesh should glory in his presence. But of him are
ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and
righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: that,
according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory
in the Lord. -1 Corinthians 1:25

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

90 sal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha 'Kaise Leni hai?'

Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha: Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Sath Lo.

Morning: Wash Clothes,
Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes

Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs

......and night two legs

Why gals dont put the mobile at vibration mode on their t-shirt's pocket??

Because in vibration milk become lassi!!

Father : beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna k main nokrani k sath soya tha.

beta : dad aap bohat kanjoos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain jab woh driver
k sath soti hain.

A modern jatti asked her village jatti friend:What is ur daily routine?

Village jatti: Sara din chulle aage, raat jatt de lulle aage..

Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo ?
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ?

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place, we
reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then
she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and
that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said
that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood
there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly
how to deal with this situation.

I headed straight out the front door...............
There, leaning against my car, was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a
good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and
he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell
my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test"
was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Signed,

Confused

It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my
parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a
nude piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we
didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs,
the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, "SURPRISE!"
My entire family: aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all my friends
Were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen embarrassment for
What seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned
a surprise party again.

I had some surgery on my shoulder about 5 or 6 years ago, and
then underwent several weeks of physical therapy. On my final
visit, the therapist gave me some exercises to do at home,
informing me I'd need a partner to help me with them. That
night my husband and I celebrated my recovery with an
especially boisterous romp in the boudoir. The next morning I
told him I had some exercises for my shoulder that I needed his
help with. With a sly grin he asked, "Did we do any of them
last night?"

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go f-ck herself!"

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head
ofa man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $
80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than
the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina
decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of
research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman
more pleasure during sex.

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they
oncluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.