In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head
ofa man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $
80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than
the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina
decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of
research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman
more pleasure during sex.

The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they
oncluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.