A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...

A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??



A Just Friend has never seen you cry.

A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.


A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.

A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.



A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.

A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.



A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.



A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.

A Best friend wonders of your love story.....



A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.

A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.



A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,

A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....



A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,

A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....



A Just Friend doesn't have anything to talk to you on phone,

A Best friend doesn't know...what all to finish...

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka  100 RS laiti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?

Shadi k pehle : I love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?

Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1

Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?

Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao

Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay

Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.

Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the
reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed
on his way to the door.

He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

The place where a friend of mine works was going through the process of upgrading all of their computers. On one computer in particular, they had determined they needed more memory.

One of the senior partners got it into her head that they needed more "MEG." My friend tried to tell her that what they needed was RAM, but she insisted that the machine had plenty of RAM and that they needed more Meg -- specifically, about 512 megabytes of Meg.

He got tired of arguing with her and said to go down to the computer store and buy some Meg. She came back with an envelope
with RAM in it -- on the envelope was written "512 megabytes of Meg."

"The salesman tried to tell me the same thing you did," she told my friend, "but then he went and talked to his manager, and he set him
straight. Now go install this Meg."

God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
A Light for every Shadow,
A Plan for every Tomorrow
& a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD's gift.
Good Morning.

Gr8 opportunities come to all,
Bt many dont knw they have met them.

The only preparation 2take advantage of them is...
To watch what each day brings.
Good morning

Sweet like Honey,
Costly like Money.

Blessing like Shower,
Smiling like Flower.

Cool like ice,
A frnd so nice.

Guess Who?

O Hello!

Its you.
Good morning

Once Great Warrior Alexander saw a Little Child playing with a Lion,

He surrendered his sword at the child's feet.

Now da Child has GrownUp & wishes u Gud morning

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that
Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs.
7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.

"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5.
What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university.
It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest
daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even
further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at
my expense."