Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

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A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?

A. He's Breathing.

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The importance of UNITY explained at its best:
Wat did one leg of a woman tel d other?
UNITED v r saved, Divided v r F*cked!

I rather get pregnant thn havin a tooth filled
Dentist:Decide fast so tat I can adjust d chair accordingly.

Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember
which end they need to wipe.

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Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?

Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.