Woman: Should I have a baby after 35?

Gynecologist: No, 35 children are more than enough!

Love is not winning someone but loosing urself to someone,

when you are loved by some1 it's not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of ur heart.

A sms means I care enough to flex my thumb,
search ur name,
wait for "message sent",
then think of you, smile & say,
"U are special!"......

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees, yet we cut them down.
And some people still wonder why some are afraid
when they are told they are loved....

Slient lips may avoid many problem but Smiling Lips will solve many
problems......

so always have a smile on your cute-cute Face.

What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wah Wah!

Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi! Wahwah!

Ki unki doosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

Lady 2 Dr.:mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya.
Dr:I don't know Hindi talk in englsh.

Sir,I no speak eng.
Dr.Try pls.

Lady:My londa gironda from hero Honda....

MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice,

APPLE ka juice, PINEPLE ka juice, PAPITA ka juice,

GRAP ka juice...

Jo MSG na kare vo KANJUS..!

Son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz AA rahi thi

Mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai

Son: daddy to chup they, unki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh God"

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son,
that's confidential!

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are

customer complaints.

Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic

is when both are pregnant.

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st:

Forget mine.

Lets find yours!! :)