10. She's independent :

No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if she's had a rough day at work, it's great to be her shoulder to cry on, but if she can't seem to function without you and is constantly after you, she will eventually make you feel like you're suffocating, which is a surefire way to get you running out the nearest exit.

On the other hand, if she has her very own personality and opinions, can stand on her own two feet , both financially and emotionally, and is able to enjoy time away from you — while still missing you, of course — then she must be a great girlfriend.

9. She's intelligent :

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the bimbo routine gets real old, real fast. Instead of being the one in total control, you'll find yourself trying to figure out what she's really thinking behind those glazed eyes of hers — or if she's actually thinking at all.

An intelligent woman will constantly surprise you and keep you on your toes. She won't let you get bored of her. Besides, it's nice to have something to talk about between all that chandelier-hanging sex.

8. She's sexual :

While we're on the topic, a great girlfriend has to be sexually compatible with you. For instance, if you're into S&M and she's more the "fluffy lingerie" type, that's a problem. The two of you have to be on the same page — or, at least, she has to be willing to wear leather and use a whip from time to time.

Of course, this doesn't imply that she has to know all the right moves straight away; it simply means that you and she have an undeniable attraction toward each other, and are able to communicate your desires verbally (or with physical cues). It is important that you please each other in the bedroom, or on top of the dryer — whatever the case may be.

7. She's beautiful :

I know, this one is kind of obvious, but important nonetheless. A great girlfriend will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. She should always look her best and be well put together — matching lingerie is a definite plus.

You have to be proud to have her on your arm and enjoy the sight of her in any light. And this doesn't mean that she has to be a Heidi Klum clone. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if you think her full bottom or uncontrollable curls are beautiful, you're allowed.

6. She respects you :

This is a biggie. Your woman must respect you. This means that she listens to you, even if she doesn't necessarily agree with what you're saying. And, of course, she never tries to demean or belittle you in any way, shape or form.

A great girlfriend won't ever cause scenes in public or in front of your friends and family, and will always wait to discuss matters with you in private. If she respects you, chances are that she will behave in a tactful and diplomatic manner in most situations, which is definitely a good thing.

5. She lets you be a man:

Do not — I repeat — do not get involved with a woman who tries to get you to eat cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast and insists that you give up poker night with the guys. You will end up resenting her more than you can imagine. A good girlfriend lets you be a guy in all your glory, poker night and all. If she's a great girlfriend, she'll even bring you and your buddies a couple of beers and make you some of her famous sandwiches.

She has to understand that men and women are different and should allow you to be yourself. Just like you wouldn't deprive her of going shopping with her best girlfriend, she shouldn't expect you to give up the guys for her.

4. She's nagless :

There is nothing worse than a nag! A great girlfriend knows this and chooses her battles wisely. She knows when to speak up and when to let it slide. You don't want a girlfriend who will give you hell for leaving a couple of dishes in the sink occasionally.

However, if you live together and you stay out all night without calling her, and she lets you have it, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. This is a situation that nobody would let slide — not even a great girlfriend.

3. She gets along with friends and family:

A great girlfriend will not only help your mom in the kitchen, listen to your dad's stories and hang out with your friends, but she will enjoy it. She'll make a real effort to get to know and love the most important people in your life. And she won't try to get you to ditch your best buds.

She'll actually empathize with your brother's getting dumped and suggest that you guys take him out to cheer him up. Not only that, but your friends won't roll their eyes and moan when you mention that she'll be joining you guys when she gets off work (yes, women like this do exist).

2. She loves you :

If you have found a woman who loves you for who you really are and not who you pretend or try to be sometimes, you should definitely hang on to her. A woman who doesn't try to change you is hard to find. Of course, all women have their slightly annoying habits that their mate has to contend with, but if she really loves you, she will be able to cope with these.

Another way to know if she really loves you is by observing the way she looks at you and treats you on an everyday basis. If the sight of you doesn't seem to faze her either way, and she doesn't really seem to care about what you have to say, she's either playing very hard to get, or sees you as just some guy. But if a surprise visit or phone call from you makes her light up, there's no denying that she loves you.

1. She makes you want to be a better man:

Stop making that face... any man who has a great girlfriend or wife will tell you that she makes him want to be a better man. She doesn't have to say or do anything; it just is that way. If you suddenly feel bad about how you treated your sister or find yourself trying to get your finances in order, you might want to think about your motivation for doing so. It could be love.

Do you already have her?

So, if this list seems to describe your current flame, you, my friend, are styling. In fact, you are probably the envy of all of your friends, even if they tease you for losing your status as "king player."


Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

Hindi Joke

Posted

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'As Law' kehta hai?

They are the ones who erase their notebooks
When the teacher erases the blackboard !!

Soni was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

Muhabat Kai Safar Main Koi Rahi Sath Nahi Deta
Zamin Wakif Nahi Banti Falak Saya Nahi Deta,

Khushi Aur Doukh K Mausam Sab K Apne Apne Hote Hain
Kisi Ko Apne Hisay Ka Koi Lamha Nahi Deta,

Udasi Jis K Dil Main Ho Usi Ki Neend Urhti Hai
Kisi Ko Apni Ankhon Se Koi Sapna Nahi Deta,

Uthana Khud Hi Parhta Hai Thaka Toota Badan Apna
K Jab Tak Saans Chalti Hai Koi Kandha Nahi Deta

Teri yaadon ke bina koi lamha guzaara nahin
ik pal nahin jab tumhe humne pukaara nahin

meri naakaamiyon ka itna bhi gam na kijiye
agar aap jeete hain to main haara nahin

ye naqsh-e-dard kaise utar jaaye chehre se
maine abhi aapka gam dil se utaara nahin

tere bin youn kat rahi dariya-e-zindagi mein
kashti bhi hai maajhi bhi hai,kinaara nahin

kar rakhaa hai jisne saare ghar mein ujaala
aansu hai mera ye koi toota hua taara nahin

kisko gale lagaa ke rooyen na-muraad hum
is bhari duniya mein apna koi sahaara nahin

mareez-e-ishq hai tamannai khudkushi ka ab
gehre hain dil ke zakhm,aur koi chaara nahin

wo aa ke poonchh den aansu hamari aankhon se
itna bhi hamare haq mein naseeb hamara nahin

itna hai bad-naseeb hai..yeh jahan.....
loota hai zindagi ne jise maut ne maara nah

Utha ke haath Khuda se bas maangi yahi dua..
Naseeb ho khushiyan tumhe tum khush raho sada,

Tum ko rahat mile , tum ko chahat mile..
Tumhe sare jahan ki mohabbat mile,

Jahan me sabse ho aacha tumhara naseeb..
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye kareeb tumhare,

Dil ki har aarzooo poori Khuda kare..
Tumhe chahne walon ko kabhi bhi na juda kare,

Mil jayen tum ko mere bhi naseeb ki khushiyaan..
Dua hai tumko kabhi gum na mile yahan..

Saath Roti Thi Mere Saath Hasa Karti Thi

Woh Larki Jo Mere Dil Main Basa Karti Thi

Meri Chahat Ki TalabGaar Thi Is DarJaa K

Woh Musalle Pe NimazOon Main Dua Karti Thi

Ek Lamhe Ka BiCherna Bhi Giran Tha Us Ko

Rote Huwe Mujhko Khudse Juda Karti Thi

Mere Dil Main Raha Karti Thi Darkan Ban Kar

Aur Saaye Ki Tarha Saath Raha Karti Thi

RoG Dil Ko LaGa Bethi Anjaane Main

Meri AaGosh Main Marne Ki Dua Karti Thi

Baat Qismat Ki Hai FaRaz JuDa HoGaye Hum

Verna Woh To Mujhe TaQdeer Kaha Karti Thi ..

aysa nahi k tujh say mohabbat nahi hamain
gam roz roz sehnay ki adat nahi hamain

har bar teray samnay sir ko jhuka lia
or phir bhi dekh tujh say shikayat nahi hamain

tu aitbar kar kay tujhay chahte hain hum
teray siwa kese ki bhi chahat nahi hamain

hum jante hain tu bhi hay tanha hamare bin
oron say pochne ki zarurat nahi hamain

tu qatal bhi karay ga to aien gay teray pas
oron say dukh bhi kehnay say ragbat nahi hamain

kesay rahain gay bin teray ab baat man lay
teray bagair rehnay ki adat nahi hamain

bichra hay tu,to dil pay qayamat guzar gae
ab intezar roz qayamat nahi hamaian

hum har man lain gay muqabil jo aya tu
arman fatha-o-shoq shahadat nahi hamain

gar tu udass hay to kanwal bhi udass hay
ya mat samjh k tujh say mohabbat nahi hamain

Urdu Shyari

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sse apne ferda ki fikar thi,
wo jo mera waqif e haal tha,

wo jo uss ki shab urooj thi...
wohi mera waqt e zawal tha...

meri baat woo kaisaaay manta ..
mera haal wo kaissay janta tt..

wo tu khud fanna k safar main tha ..
usse rokna mahal tha..

kahan jao gi mujhe chor kr ,,,,
main ye poch poch k thak gaya...

wo jawab na mujh ko de saka ....
woh tu khud sarpa e sawal tha.......

Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?

Sardar: yaar who bari character less thi, Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha
bhagwan se mangti thi.

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Sardar ji ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai 28 saal tak ka ladka dhondo.

Sardar ji bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile to 14 14 k do Le aaon?

Girl : mein tumhare liye sab chod doongi
Boy : maa baap
Girl : yes
Boy : khana pina
Girl : yes
Boy : apni dost
Girl : yes
Boy : Star plus
Girl : Oye ! Muh sambhal key baat kar.

1 larka apni girl friend k liye chudiyan Le k jata hai,

GF: kudh he pehna do.

Boy: Mujhe kya pata tha itna acha response milega Warna mai kapde Le k aata!

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,

so make arrangement.


Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and

I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going

abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: I have work for a week, so you need

not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a

week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets

spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am

spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend

that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss

has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend

this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my

teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I

can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this

week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement