A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He

thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9

Iron".

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone but a frog. "Ribbit. 9

Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his
other club away,and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from
the cup.

He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the
frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man
asks.

"Ribbit. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled

and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed
the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to
next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette
table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He
sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves

it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. And
that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
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Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang Le

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College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

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1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?

Sardar NE sare page chhodkar last page par likha :

Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.

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Jab Aap hamse Ruth jaoge

Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge

Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge
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.
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.
.
Tab

Gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad AA jayega

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Here's some funny signs around the country that you can keep
an eye out for on your next trip...

On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering

In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be
here

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
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Mr inside lives with Mrs outside.

Inside went outside leaving outside inside.

Outside standing inside called inside to come inside.

But inside staying outside called outside to come outside.

so outside came outside and inside went outside.

oh, no where is ur mind now? Inside or outside?

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife
thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : "Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein"!!

A man runs into his house and says to his wife, "Honey, I just won the
lottery! Pack your bags!"

His wife replies, "Pack my bags? For the beach or for the mountains?"

The husband says, "I don't care! Pack your bags and get the hell Outta
my house!"

Angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each
other. Needing to wake up early the following morning, Mr. Smith left
a note on his wife's bedside table that said, "Wake me up at six."

An exasperated Mr. Smith awoke at ten the following morning and rolled
stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table:

"It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"

He didn't like the curry
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't prepare the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Isn't there anything I could do
To match his mothers shoe

Then I smiled as I saw light
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight…
Like his mother used to do….!!!!!

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her
body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some
of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their
secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's
new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All
her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful
beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses.
"You know, honey," she said sweetly,
"Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."

"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look
pretty good too!"

Don't Marry BSNL girl ,
She has connections with all indians.
Don't Marry IDEA girl ,
She will change your life.

Yeh waqt

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.

Ab Jo kiya hai who bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........

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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?

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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"