Here's some funny signs around the country that you can keep
an eye out for on your next trip...

On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering

In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be
here

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
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