Yeh waqt
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.
Ab Jo kiya hai who bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?
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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.
A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,
Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"
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