Men always have better friends....

They will stand by you, no matter what....!!!


Here's an example:-


Friends of Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night.

So she tells her husband the very next morning,

that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.

So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and

none of them confirmed that she was with them.




Friends of Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night.

So he tells his wife the very next morning,

that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that

he stayed at their apartments that night and

another 5 claimed that he is still with them!!

In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget
completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major
argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument
was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day.

I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was
just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.

The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought
us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk
and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round
object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what
color the object was. "White," he answered.

I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously
black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time
about the color of the object.

The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told
him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she
asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White."
It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his
viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black.

My teacher taught me a very important lesson learned that day: You
must stand in the other person's shoes and look at the situation
through their eyes in order to truly understand their perspective .

Two men were in conversation on the beach :

M1: Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?

M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Who to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai...

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,

Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to Sahara dega.

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, AB vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.

They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".

They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.


The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.


Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"


Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."

Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband:  Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes,  thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith:  Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of  my mouth once in a while.

A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

A Video clip of a young women playing a videogame in her underwear has become an internet sensation. The film a lauren bernat, gyrating to the video game has been viewed two million times on a website. Titled Why every guy should buy their girlfriend....', it shows the 25 year old doing hulahoop motions in only her panties and T-shirt.

Her boy friend Giovanny Gutierrez, 30, filmed her in their Florida home and posted it on the internet without her knowledge but says she has now forgive him. She was furious when she found out. She called me on the phone, screaming her head off and then hung up on me, he said But she now finds herself laughing about it and enjoying her 15 minutes of fame as the 'it' girl.It's just crazy how its blown up.

The game allows owners to do a range on exercise and stretches including slalom-skiing and hulahooping - under the guidance of an on-screen fitness expert