Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe
time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of an elementary school for lunch.
At a table was a large pile of apples.

A teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!"

Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight