Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling
in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends
asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"

First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali
started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep
aside it."

Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose.
Smell it, smell it; when you fed up. Through it".

Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen
it, listen it; when you fed up, reverse it".