Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya

Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.

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Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"

He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "

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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?

Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.

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A lady requested the doctor"I really do not want children for a while
to enjoy the life. What should I do?"
Doctor said" Well then take this condom.?"

Lady asked again"Should I take this with milk or water?"
Doctor said" No take it with Banana!"