Who is great? It's u
Who is smart? It's u
Who is sweetest? It's u
Who is jolly? It's u
Who is lying? Of course, it's me.


6 facts on Earth
1st fact : U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd fact : After reading this , all fools will try it.
3rd fact : Now u will smiles Bcoz u have become a fool.
4th fact : Now u want 2 fool ur friends.
5th fact : Now u forward it 2 all fools.
6th fact : Fact 1 is false.


Dying man asks his wife.Our 4th son always looked different from the other 3 , did he have a different father ?
Wife : yes .
Man : Whose it ?Wife : Yours


Truth of life : "Mother's tears hit your heart and Wife's tears hit your pocket."

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate."

First guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."