A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...

A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how r u doing ??



A Just Friend has never seen you cry.

A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.


A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.

A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.



A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.

A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.



A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.



A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.

A Best friend wonders of your love story.....



A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.

A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.



A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,

A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....



A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,

A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....



A Just Friend doesn't have anything to talk to you on phone,

A Best friend doesn't know...what all to finish...

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka  100 RS laiti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.