What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .. :)
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Today's offer -
Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail,
Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!
Offer Valid till 2 Days.
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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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Nobody is like u,
Nobody cares 4 u,
Nobody misses u,
Nobody wants to see u good,
Nobody is ur best fr,
Nobody is happy with u....
Don't cry.......my name is nobody
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