BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain
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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says:" yaar rocket TU itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."
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Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE!!!
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