Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The
astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,
Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the
Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked,
Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinesereplies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian