There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a
private club. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation
ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just
saw a beautiful mink coat. It's Only $1,500! Can I buy it?"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like."

"Thanks Sweetie. I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the
salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 ... "

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else... It might sound
like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I
stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house
we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with
a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have
enough in the bank to cover the down payment."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"

"Bye. I love you too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand
and calls out:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"