2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
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Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?
Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.
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Sardar dukhi tha
Kisi NE pocha kyon tension main ho?
Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe AB main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
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