Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna
theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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1 Biwi Jokes from my side

musharaf ne apni biwi ko surprise dene k lye apni muchen ktwa dein or chupke se so gaya, nend me jab biwi ne mouh pe hath phra to boli shokat aziz tum aaj phir aagaye

1 joke form my side also :)

Salam jab adme shadi kar lay or us ke biwi us kay ghar ajay to yay orat jo is shakhs ke biwi banee hai yay us shakhs kay liyay "Mehram" hai Ya "Ghyry Meram"???????

Shahjahan Ne Tajmahal Ki Har Minaroko Dekha,
Har Khidki Ko Dekha, Har Diwaroko Dekha,
Aur Bola
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Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya…

More Biwi Joke:)

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Good Joke side I like it.. I have subscribe your blog.so i am daily getting new jokes... so thanks.

1 biwi joke form my side :)

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga;

25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

I want to request to write something about biwi...

From my side about biwi :)

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangeter bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or

muhalla sutna hai

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