1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel
like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of
clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".

4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you
can hear them.

5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need
to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is
more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that
the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when
there's a spider or a wasp involved.

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside.
And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only
tell two or three people.