CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

 

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

 

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Munna bhai Style GD Night

 

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Kisi film ki kahani sunane
K liye MSG to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak Le..

 

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EXam's song by Munna bhai:

 

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
Shuru ho gayi MAAMU.