An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,"Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a beautiful Rolex watch."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," the artist said.

"I know," she said.
"It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he would remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for all that jewelry."