Ek admi bhagwan se : Bhagwan g aap kab khush hote hain?

Bhagwan : jab Indian flim main koi vilan larki ko pakarta hai.

Aur larki kahti hai, Please mujhe bhagwan k liye chor do. :p



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Ek sardar NE apni engagment tor di!
People asked: Why?
Sardar said: she has no boy friend.
People said: so?
Sardar: Jo kisi ki nahi ho saki who meri kya hogi. :p



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Ek kabuter NE sardar te bith kar diti,

Sardar : ye teri maa NE tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?

Kabuter : saaley TU kachha pa k karda aein?



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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions.

Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with melt water and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.

When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe.

Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.