Ek admi bhagwan se : Bhagwan g aap kab khush hote hain?
Bhagwan : jab Indian flim main koi vilan larki ko pakarta hai.
Aur larki kahti hai, Please mujhe bhagwan k liye chor do. :p
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Ek sardar NE apni engagment tor di!
People asked: Why?
Sardar said: she has no boy friend.
People said: so?
Sardar: Jo kisi ki nahi ho saki who meri kya hogi. :p
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Ek kabuter NE sardar te bith kar diti,
Sardar : ye teri maa NE tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?
Kabuter : saaley TU kachha pa k karda aein?
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
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