A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."


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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo ?
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ?


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How can you be that extra sure while making Love?

Simple....
Wear 2 condoms with red chilly powder in between them...
if the inner one bursts the male will know ,
if the outer one bursts the gal will know !-)


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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye!!


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PAHALE HAATH MEIN LO,

FIR SEEDHA KARO,

FIR THOOK LAGAO,

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO,

TIGHT HAI NAHI GAYA?

FIR THOOK LAGAO,

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO,

KITNA MUSKIL HAI NA......
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SUI (NEEDLE) ME DHAGA DALNA!!!!!

HA! HA!! HA!!!!!! HAAAA