Yeh waqt

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.

Ab Jo kiya hai who bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........

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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?

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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?