Patient:Doctor, do you think that i will live for another 40 years.?
Doctor:Do you go out and have fun with friends and do crazy things.?
Patient:No!
Doctor:Do you pig out and eat fun stuff ?
Patient:No!
Doctor:Do you smoke ?
Patient:No!
Doctor:Do you do 69 with your wife or girlfriend or mistress ?
Patient:No!
Doctor:Do you go see hookers?
Patient:NOOOOO!!!!!!
Doctor:YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS.

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