Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele
ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an
opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.

A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself,
"Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."

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Santa & Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?

Santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?

Santa: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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More Santa Banta SMS for U :)

Door open while bathing | Santa's wife dies | mother tongue |
swallowed a Kay | kill a bird
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