A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when a
nun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the sick
and ailing. The man and nun started talking and she asked about
his life. He talked about his wife and 13 children.

"My, my," said the nun,
"13 children... You're a good, proper Catholic family. God is
very proud of you!"

"I'm sorry, Sister," he said,
"I am not Catholic. I'm Jewish."

"Jewish!?" she replies.
"Hmmm... You're a sex maniac, aren't you?"