Son to sardar : Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?

Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor,
tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.

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Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

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Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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