CHIN YU YAN

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE"

 

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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar

 

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Ek kabuter NE sardar te bith kar diti,

Sardar : ye teri maa NE tenu kachha pana nai sikhaya?

Kabuter : saaley TU kachha pa k karda aein?

 

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

 

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