A big **** or a good memory.
I am not able to remember, what did I choose.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men –
Don't and Stop, unless they are used together.
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Panties r not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
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There are three stages to s*x in a person's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try We akly.
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A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the
Thing......
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as younger enjoy adultery?
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Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
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Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
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Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her a*s meant 'yes'.
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Q: What's the difference between a bit*h and a wh*re?
A: A wh*re sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bit*h sleeps with everyone except you.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Bre*sts don't have eyes.