Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
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