Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye. Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi,
dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot to chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila, who dekh ker bola……………………………………………………………………………………
" acha y hota ha bhen ka lora
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty.
Gal: I m wearing.
Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat the Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha.
Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi ...............................nahane se ghabrati hain
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r f*cking special
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haen.
Maa: Beti under ajao
Beti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya ha
Maa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dr: sans le…. Or lambi sans….. or lambi…………. Thori or lambi……. Suddenly sound came "khatak"Dr: Lagta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nahi dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi itna khobsurat hota
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga. Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino cheze le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi ha, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi,
Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker, Qabz hai to HASHMI churan khate kiun nahi
This entry was posted
on 3:27 AM
and is filed under
Dirty Jokes,
Grown-Up-Jokes,
Non Veg Jokes
.
You can leave a response
and follow any responses to this entry through the
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
.
More Adult Jokes From My side.. I like your Blog...
---------------------------
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dad-Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye.
Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rai hai.
Grndfathr-Do din se meri lakdi bhi gayab hai
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Pilot to tower:"i'm 300 miles from land,600 feet over water & no fuel,plz instruct."??????????Tower to pilot:"Gaaaand marao!!!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?.....
Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Degrees Of Girl
BA – Beautifull Ass
LLB – Lovly Lickable Breasts
BSc – Beautifull Sexy Cunt
MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society
MBA – Married But Available
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
1 Larka Mar Gya Tou Us Ki maa Roty Huey Boli : Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha Hii Kia Tha.
1 Parosan Larki Boli : Maine Tumhare Larke Ko Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha ;->
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future?
Swami Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her asss..
She: It feels u're gonna fuk me?
Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Aaj maine 2 kasme khai hai...
1) Parai ladki pe nazar nahidalunga.
2) Kisi bhiladki koparaai nahimanungaaa!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
zara sambhal k
zyada bhaari chiz mat utana
waqt pe khana
waqt pe sona
apna khayal rakhna
Q k 4th mahina chal raha hai na2008 ka!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Shaadi K Baad Larke k Dosto'n Ne Larke Se Poocha "Kaisi Rahi Suhaag Raat?"
Larka Bola : Aray Yaar Kabhi Khaandan Main Shaadi Nahi Kerna Dosto'n Ne Poocha
K: Kyun Larka Bola : Jab Main Zor Zor Se Kerne Laga Tou Wo Boli "KAMRAN BHAI" Zara Aaram Se . . .
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
A Guy Wanted To Lose Weight He Went To A Diet CentreIt Offered Plan A or B He Took Plan A. He Was Than Taken To A Room Wherein A Good Looking Naked Girl Wid A "If U Catch Me, U Can FUCK Me" Sign Was W8ing For Him. He Never Caught Her But Lost 50 Lbs After 3 Days He Decided To Try Plan B Thinkin Tht Shud B Better Excited, he Quickly Enteed The Room A Horse Was W8ing Wid A Sign That Says "I'll Fuck U If I Catch U" ;->
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali ham tumhari Phudi Lena chahtae hae.
Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap naeShahzada
Saleem:- ohhhhh ager itni bari hae to rehnae he do.......... ...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur
bola:Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare.
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.