A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expressessurprise,
"What are you here for?"
Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiotsare going to puncture my finger.

"Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too youngyet, what will happened to me?"

Rocket to Moon

On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take youto moon tonight."

The impatient wife says, "Sure, but first at least let's seethe rocket to get there."