What bitches say during Sex -
English Bitch - Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!
American Bitch - Yeah Baby,Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!
Pakistani Bitch - Ahista Abboo......Ammi jaagjayegi!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked?
Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours&does'nt f*ck you, how would you feel????

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What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common?
With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks,you are f*cked.

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What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are f*cked

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What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA
What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA
What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE

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Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and takeit out.Doctor: removes her panty and starts making love to her.
Wife(angrily): What are you doing?
Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.