hahta Hoon Tujhe Pyar Doon
Dosti Pe Apni Zindagi Waar Doon
Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta
To Dil Kerta Hy Teri G@ND me Goli Maar Doo......... ......... ........
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Father & son went to medical store. Father buys pack of condoms.
Son : Whats this?
Father : Its medicine for killing rats.
Son : O bhenchod! Ch00t mein bhi choohe..!
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Manmohan America gaye..>>
BUSH se bole, raat ko maal bhejo..! >>
Bush : 16 saal ki ya 20 ki..?
Manmohan : 65 ki bhejo,hum America ki beti nahi maa ch0dne aye hain..!!
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Husband: Tum meri kis cheez se sabse zyada impress ho..?Life Style,.Car,.Bank Balance.?
Biwi: Tumhare Sexx se..,tumhara jaisa Sexx mohalle me kisi ko nahi aata..!
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon
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Ye ladkiya b kitni chalaak hoti hain . Apna 16 rupye litre wala DUDH ka lalach dekar hamara 180 rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai..!
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Girl to boyfrnd-Dear, do u know apki lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai??
boy-Achcha.
Girl-kyun ki, iske baad lund ki catagari hoti hai
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dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
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Newly married husbnd to wife at his in-laws home- chalo darlin aaj sex karte hai....!!!
wife- nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai...!!
husbnd- to kya mere hi baap ne randi khana khol rakha hai????
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Ghalib ne fermaya : koi saheli na mili to na sahi , tere jesa dost tu mil gaya
...........WAH.........WAH..............
chalo choot na mili tu na sahi .. tere jesa chootiya tu mil gaya
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