1)Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect& trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wetlips..saying "push it more"- 2

2)Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.

3)Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.

4)Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

5)Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo,train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho,baad mein gaand se haath dhobaithogay!!!!!!!!!!

6)A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes outoff her hospital bed &slapped her husband & shouted, " I told you not to go doggy style ".

7)A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,because he drank expired milk.

8)Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha. A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

9)A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked asardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyonnahi?

10)A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable,supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.good day, dear bra..