Place of SUSU
In a party a lady wanted to go to the toilet badly. So she approached thehost Santa and asked, Where is your SUSU place, Please show me.

Santa winked at the lady and said. Yea, naughty girl, First you show meyour SUSU place and then I will show you mine.

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Child Like Mom
Bantu: Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife.?
Santu: Watch it man. What are you saying? I would never even think about such a thing.?
Bantu: Well you should. She is much better than yours.

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Crazy English
A gossiping girl student asked another about the hot story, Do you know whyt he Lady English Teacher slapped Santa left and right today?
The other replied, Ya, Lady English Teacher insisted that students should ask question no matter how dumb it is.
She continued, So Santa stood up, pointed his two fingers at the teacherand asked Why Bras is singular when it holds two in it and then pointingone finger at the teacher he asked again And Panties is plural when it holdsonly one.