A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, "I demand one million and not a penny less."
As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, "I'm here to hook up your phone."
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